Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

The boys are back in town...

So I have spent quite a while droning on about India’s little quirks and idiosyncrasies that I haven’t really had a chance to talk about the boys town – specifically what makes the boys town tick – the boys who live there. By the way though my title for this post is completely wrong - the boys are just leaving for the hols... oh well its a good song and it sounds nice!

It is an odd bunch of people who live here, each and every one a unique character with their own ways of doing things… whether that is an obsession with cars, marbles or even flared trousers (Although an unhealthy interest in flares isn’t actually unique to one kid, the whole of Chennai are smitten with them – they even make an appearance in the majority of school uniforms). There is even one boy who has been trying every Mission Impossible aerobatic, James bond sleight or Covert-op sneak to try and get past me to grab an extra pack of biscuits from the office – forget not being able to watch BBC, I have my very own ‘Spooks’ right here…

Oops – a toad just leaped into the office and over my foot…

But I digress – the boys’ one overriding interest is cricket, which is brilliant as I can’t stand the game! They play it morning, noon and night – except if its raining, drizzling or even slightly spitting – schools get days off due to rain storms, which despite being labeled monsoons just remind me of a rainy day in England except slightly hotter – nothing really to complain about. I find it funny that if a patch of rain comes along India grinds to a complete halt, people dive for cover and the power cuts suddenly out… thank God they don’t get snow, eh?

Back to cricket however as the overriding interest, generally the boys play four games simultaneously in their playground (which isn’t very big) with four rubber cricket balls which tend to accidentally bombard anyone passing by. I still, despite having several attempts at playing the game, cannot see the attraction in standing around for five days hitting a ball with a stick, but they seem to love it…

When not playing cricket typically the boys will play marbles, do their washing or even study. I noticed the concept of studying in India is different from that in the UK – in India when studying they sit on the floor or at a desk and read their books write out class notes in complete silence for many hours on end. In the UK (Note: this is for me at least, and I can admit this only now I have finished my A2s with half decent grades) studying was lying on my bed, watching movies on my laptop whilst trying to psychically absorb the course information from the textbook open on the desk, halfway across the room…

The boys also have a real love for Tamil movies – basically Bollywood but in Tamil – the local language. These are all musicals and really the sole form of entertainment – all of the music they listen to is from their movies (which means you end up hearing the same songs from the latest movie about 20 times a day which drives you mad!) If you turn on a TV you can only really either watch movies or cricket… neither of which I understand! They couldn’t comprehend why when I whacked out the Ipod, before it broke RIP, I didn’t even have a single Tamil song – they completely believe that apart from Michael Jackson, Tamil songs are the only and most famous music in the world! In honor of the ground-breaking Xmas number 1 in the UK, I played them RATM and their reaction was hilarious as they tried to be polite about it… I guess they aren’t ready for rock yet…

But the boys are brilliant, intelligent, funny and caring. Every single on of them works harder and is more dedicated to their studies than I ever could be – for a starter their universities don’t have the opposite from the UK culture of drinking, clubbing or partying – they just go to learn, and learn completely sober... One day I tried explaining ‘Fresher’s Week’ to them - they couldn’t grasp it, they were shocked by the idea of people their age drinking. The ethics in India are so different – no wonder India is growing technologically so fast when universities are actually places of learning!

However whilst I make quirky little jokes, there is more... Behind the smiling faces there are children who have known complete abject poverty, children who have lived in slums made from materials salvaged from the rubbish tips. Some of these boys will, at the end of this very week commemorate the anniversary of the great Tsunami that indiscriminately stole their homes, their sibling and their parents. There is even one boy in the project, a boy who dreams of one day working for NASA and reaching the stars, a boy who only survived bone cancer by having his infected leg amputated above the knee; he is now condemned to spend every day hopping around on old crutches because his prosthetic leg gets caught in the bike he has to pedal everyday to school… These boys are incredible, young, vibrant people and they have seen things we cannot imagine, still however they get on with life and strive for more with a cheeky little grin and the odd pinched pack of digestives bikkies…

Saturday, 21 November 2009

Papa's got a brand new bat...

Sorry for not posting sooner - the Internet has been down for the whole area for the past 3 days, I hereby also apologise for the bumper double size posting that follows - I've got to catch up on lost time...

Today I went shopping... and it was crazy...

The director of the boys town, two of the kids and I headed into the centre of Chennai to one of the main shopping districts, a place called T.Nagar - a place full of market stalls, shops and giant, humid & busy megastores. We ended up in one of these previously mentioned megastores, but only after walking through the markets, where of course, myself being white (Indian logic = Rich), I was accosted by hundreds of day-glo plastic flutes, baby clothes & tacky ball games...

The boys town had to stock up their supply of raincoats by about 40 - thus the two boys who acted basically as walking, talking shopping trolleys! While we were there I strolled randomly into the Sports section (in between the raincoat and the mysteriously named Fancy section...). There was, it appeared , no logic to the mapping of the store but I suspect there was some sort of crazy genius to it that went straight over my head...

But I digress, as I said - I ended up making an expedition to the sports section - where I decided to purchase a cricket bat for the younger boys - who often made do by playing with a large stick! After wading through the chess department and circumnavigating the Antiperspirants (see the crazy genius - chess is a very stressful game!) I found the till - at least I think the till was somewhere inside the mad throng of people surrounding an circular station where the staff were working with all the energy of a manic 13 year old child on speed...

After refueling with some butter masala (wow!) and some Butterscotch Ice cream (double wow!) we walked back to the bus stop carrying our shopping, which meant having to go back through the market... I got ready, psyched myself up and braced myself for the barrage of brightly coloured tat - but it never came! One man started towards me with a brightly coloured holographic picture of a baby before he exclamed "oh, you have a cricket bat" and retreated prompltly to the safety of his stall. I think they thought I had 'my weapon' (the bat) for their benefit - There must have been rumours that a crazy white guy was out on the rampage with his trusty child sized cricket bat - I think I might not actually give it to the kids and just take with me every time I go shopping!!!

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Quick breather before part 2 - cup of tea suggested! (sorry again for the length....)

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Whilst on the bus home I also began thinking about the Indian rules of the road... and therefore I have listed for your pleasure the Indian Highway code (as viewed by me):

1. Drive on the Left (unless the right looks nicer - then just go for it!)

2. Maintain a constant speed of 50 km/h at ALL times - even in the face of heavy traffic, wayward animals/children & oncoming buildings

3. If you have to break, do it properly! i.e. as fast as possible - no point in not putting 100% effort!

4. Concerning animals on the road:
Dog - rev engine violently (you always have right of way over dog)
Cow - Honk horn (respectfully!) then drive round
Pedestrian - slow down slightly, then get angry and accelerate shouting wildly

5. Your skill of Driving is only as good as your proficiency to honk - it takes a real man to be able to suffer from a mad bout of road rage and still be able to honk the chorus of MJ's Thriller... (and it is your duty to practice honking at any nearby vehicle, animal or empty stretch of road)

6. Before any long journey collect all non biodegradable items in your house (plastic, metal or preferably any nearby spare crude oil) and randomly throw it onto the side of the road periodically through the trip - plastic makes the boring earth really nice and colourful plus it gives the cows food!

7. The lines painted on the road (if any...) are completely coincidental and have no bearing whatsoever... Feel free to weave about and change lanes as much as possible - doubly so if on motorbike and in heavy traffic

8. The bigger the vehicle, the more likely it has right of way

9. Traffic lights are only guidelines...

10. If in doubt stop, exit vehicle, start shouting loudly and threaten to slap all near drivers, pedestrians and/or animals

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Wow, that was a marathon entry - maybe I should have done that in two posts... Oh well, it's written now and I'm officially knackered!

Now what happened about that cup of tea...

Cheers for reading!!!